Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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