I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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