Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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