For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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