Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just found puke in my bra..
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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