Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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