Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Will exercising make me less horny?
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