laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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