Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Someone came in the potted fern
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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