And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
