How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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