Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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