There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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