Dual....:-)
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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