Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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