you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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