so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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