oh god the rape fog is back!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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