Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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