You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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