Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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