I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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