I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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