We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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