dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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