Im at strip club and am horny
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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