he wants to bone in the snuggie
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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