I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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