Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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