Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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