Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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