we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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