how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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