escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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