Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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