I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I booty called her while she was in labor.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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