Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Let's get the cat blown out
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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