I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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