we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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