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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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