Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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