so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You're a waste of cheezeits
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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