Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone