Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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