Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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