so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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