so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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