I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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