nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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