im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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