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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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