Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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